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Who wants to be UAE?

Following the example of

other countries, including the United are thinking of introducing a "cultural awareness test" for the issue of resident visa to foreign citizens in the federation.

The President of the UAE Parliament , Abdul Aziz Abdullah Al Ghurair , last month presented a bill to introduce a cultural test likely to lead to knowledge of culture, customs and traditions of the UAE "and compulsory for all foreigners applying for a residence visa in the UAE. This should reassure the nationals concerned that " the lack of knowledge on the part of expatriates lifestyle of the country was eroding their identity 'national .

Mmmmhhh, interesting idea ... make an example of how the test could be structured ...

Question No. 1

- From what follows, during Ramadan , the prohibition of live music, and while 'allow the sale of alcohol (in the premises)?

a) the Koran
b) is not 'some text laid down in Islamic jurisprudence
c) from the fervid minds of the sheikhs ruling

Question No. 2 - What 'the meaning of the acronym IBM ?
a) Insha'Allah, Bismillah , Masha'Allah (God wants in the name of God, and that 'the will' of God)

b) International Business Machines
c) Insha'Allah Bukra Maalesh (maybe tomorrow, forget it)

Question No. 3

- In what activities' a wealthy resident of Abu Dhabi in 2007 spent more than 25 million dirhams (about 5 million euros)?
a) zakat
b) for the construction of a center to help the 'needy
c) the purchase of the plate "5" for his Car

Question 4 - What does the term Emiratization ?
a) to assist the UAE in trouble 'to overcome the problems caused by the recent economic crisis
b) set aside a quota-UAE to work with specific sectoral expertise
c) in times of crisis, UAE if you can not be fired, even if your productivity 'and' the most 'low holding

Question 5 - IRENA , L ' International Agency for Renewable Energy , will have' its headquarters in Abu Dhabi. Factor which has particularly influenced this decision?
a) the attention that the country has always been to safeguard its natural heritage (read: oil)
b) the money. Oops, I meant the construction of Masdar , the first city 'zero-carbon "world
c) the fact that the UAE are among the countries with the highest CO2 emissions per capita

Question 6 - What weekly 'was recently banned in the UAE?
a) FHM
b) Jasad
c) Jeune Afrique

Question 7 - A child born to foreign parents in the UAE ...
a) ... automatically takes nationalities' UAE if the parents are resident in the UAE
b) ... on coming of age 'can choose between nationalities' UAE and the parents
c) ... get a residence visa to be renewed every 3 years. If male, when he becomes an adult must be sponsored by a company based in the UAE and / or in the event 'that would remain unemployed, must be within the country of origin of parents

Results

Majority of responses "to": Do you really think the UAE is an Arab Muslim country? Tze ', poor deluded! REJECTED
Majority of responses "b": I applaud your common sense, but I urge you to apply more in the study of the contortions of the human mind and 'capable when subjected to extreme climatic conditions. We'll know ... REJECTED!

Majority of responses "c": Ok, only two possible hypotheses ... 1) six UAE / or 2) you are a person with bipolar manic-homicidal tendencies ... Brother! We need people like you, welcome! APPROVED

ps: if I and cabbage 'failure to write on the blog!